Blind Guardian’s At the Edge of Time
Half a rambling on my musical tastes and feelings on the current state, and half a review of the latest album by my favorite band. Have fun!
The Expendables
What should have been the greatest action film ever is instead…okay.
Dinner for Schmucks
I finally figure out what makes idiots funny and buffoons completely boring and repulsive.
Inception
Once upon a time I saw a kick ass movie, but I don’t remember how I got to the theater so it may have all been a dream.
Alan Wake: The Signal
The new Alan Wake DLC will remind you why you loved and hated the game so much.
Bayonetta: Positives
It may not be the best game ever, but there are some good design ideas hidden in this sexual fantasy of a game.
Bayonetta: Negatives
This game makes me want to give up on video games as a mature and artistic industry.
A Flight and Fancy (Wedding)
The horrors of a plane taking impossible flight was worth it. Sometimes those epic digital adventures just can’t compare to the ones had in real life.
Alan Wake: Positives
Despite the subjective issues and flaws, Alan Wake is one of the best narrative experiences this generation as well as a pretty fun game. When it pays off, it pays off big.
Alan Wake: Negatives
How do you recommend a good game that’s definitely not for anyone? How can you be objective about subjective design choices? This is Alan Wake in a nutshell.
Critical Hit: May 2010
Missed some of May’s entries in my Critical Hit column over on GameKrib? Don’t worry, I got your back.
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands: Positives
Even if the game is pointless, it’s still really fun to play and in some ways reminds us of why we play video games to begin with.
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands: Negatives
Just because you can make a sequel doesn’t always mean that you should.
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (film)
It’s not art, but it’s certainly fun.
In Memoriam
Remember those that do what you could not
Dark Void: Positives
There was at least one saving grace about this game, but not much of one.
Dark Void: Negatives
How can such a great concept be made so…boring?
Let the Voting Begin
Nominations are over. Now it is time to vote for your horrible game of choice.
Nominations For Painful Game to Play
Chris has won a prize and, as promised, will use the money to buy a terrible game.
Darksiders: Positives
A game doesn’t have to be innovative or original to be awesome, and with the right ingredients can actually be more fun than its inspiration.
