80’s metal singer is forced to pass the mic off to acting legend Tim Curry. At least we still get a great voice for the role.

After observing his niece play a variety of games for the last year or two, Chris analyzes what kind of features would be in one of the best children’s game yet to be made.

There was a lot of stuff that happened last week at E3, a lot of good games shown, and a lot of announcements made. Chris tries to stand back and look at everything from a neutral viewpoint, as well as following reactions of gamers across the Internet, and determine what the best and worst parts of E3 2009 were.

If you can give yourself the opportunity to forget how much you loved Goldeneye as a tween, or cast aside whatever thoughts you have on the new Bond films in comparison to the older ones, then you’ll probably find Quantum of Solace to be a pretty decent title. Just not one worth buying.

Choosing between kissing a baby and eating a baby is all well and good, but where’s the small choices that have a drastic butterfly effect on the world and story? I want off these damned rails already!

The Nintendo Wii is supposed to be this big social gaming machine, right? Bringing people together? Then how come I’m choosing my Xbox 360 over it in order to socialize with my friends?

Chris takes a trip down memory lane recalling all the great co-operative games he has played with his brother. It’s great to have multiplayer, but isn’t it about time we change the formula a little bit and do something new?

We all value replayability, but do we ever get a chance to make use of it?

VG Cats artist Scott Ramsoomair may feel that games going mainstream is unfair, but it’s not like we couldn’t have seen this coming. The best thing to do is what all media buffs do: get over it.

In a tribute to the old arcade slashers of old, The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai brings the genre back from the dead with this Hot Topic style game of hacking, slashing, cyborgs and samurai.