- 2009
Critical Hit: May 2010
Missed some of May’s entries in my Critical Hit column over on GameKrib? Don’t worry, I got your back.
Let the Voting Begin
Nominations are over. Now it is time to vote for your horrible game of choice.
Nominations For Painful Game to Play
Chris has won a prize and, as promised, will use the money to buy a terrible game.
Critical Hit: April 2010
April 2010’s Critical Hit columns include the importance of story in games, how hype influenced the sales and perception of Assassin’s Creed and Too Human differently, a recommendation on making finding items in games more user friendly and how consoles may not have DRM, but they do have a fight against used games.
Help Me Whore Me!
Join a fun website and at the same time force Chris into playing any game you want, no matter how God awful it is.
Critical Hit: EULAbuse
My latest column on GameKrib tackles the ever present abuse of the End User License Agreement.
Black Friday 2009 One Stop Shop
Despite my being a poor hopeless mess that can’t afford anything, I’ve compiled a list of Black Friday deals to prepare for. Hate the holidays and consumerism all you want, but if you want games for cheap this is the time to do it.
What? PayPal button? LAME
With the holidays coming up Chris has chosen to place a temporary and futile donation button on the website. Here’s why!
Mourn For Kameo
Microsoft cans Kameo sequel and various other projects in order to focus on Natal development. This could mean bad news.
The GamerTagged Store is now open!
Wondering why the site has been lacking in activity lately? One of the reasons is because Chris has been working on shirt designs for the website. Check them out and support the website! After all, server hosts and advertising aren’t exactly free…
id Software releases an okay teaser site
Certainly better than the Capcom or Squenix ones, but kind of Flash heavy and revealing nothing…yet
Play Daggerfall for “free”!
That is, unless you consider the pain and torture that will be required to get the game to run properly payment enough. Otherwise, it’s free!
Classic Lucas Arts games get Steamy
Wednesday, July 8th, will see ten classic Lucas Arts games hitting Valve’s Steam online gaming service.
It’s Teasing Season as Capcom Plugs Teaser Site
In addition to Square Enix releasing a teaser site this weekend, Capcom has also plugged up a teaser site of their own which makes even less sense, but could hint at a new Onimusha game.
Aliens RPG Canceled, Grown Men Cry
The Administrator of Obsidian’s official forums has dashed everyone’s hopes and dreams, announcing the cancellation of the Aliens RPG. Sega has confirmed, saying that the possibilities of the Aliens license are clearly limited to first-person shooter.
Square-Enix Teaser Site Announces NEW GAME
Square-Enix Japan’s website has released a new teaser page for what is apparently a new game. In case you were confused, the title bar of your web browser will make it very clear that this is certainly a new game. In all caps.
Infinity Ward Takes One Step Forward, Ten Steps Back
While Infinity Ward refuses to include co-op in their story based campaign, they will be including a new mode called “Special Forces” that allows for cooperative play. The problem? It is limited to two players.
Take Two Claims 3D Realms Holding Money, Slept With Boyfriend
It’s almost like watching the Soap Opera network, as Take Two makes claim that 3D Realms has stashed money in off-shore accounts in order to keep it for themselves in the event that they failed to deliver Duke Nukem Forever. Which they did. About eighty times.
Molyneux Says Rare Is Having An Identity Crisis
The ever eccentric Peter Molyneux, newly appointed Creative Director of Microsoft Games Studios in Europe, claims that Rare currently has no identity. But don’t worry! He’s willing to help them discover who they truly are!
Microsoft Releasing New Xbox Maybe Sorta
Rumors of a new type of Xbox 360 to be released with Natal autumn of 2010 are beginning to surface. Naturally, the best thing to do with a rumor is spread it like a rash.
